I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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