Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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