Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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