But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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