It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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