i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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