what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
