Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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