ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Houston, we have a squirter
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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