I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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