U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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