Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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