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• (713): View more from Texas

  You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

  (925): View more from California

  I'm not gay.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

  (925): View more from California

  If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

  (713): View more from Texas

  Its fine.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night

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• (661): View more from California

  Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Let me tell you the story of bicurious george

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched

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• (310): View more from California

  I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?

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