I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
MIDGETS
????
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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