Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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