But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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