And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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