And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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