You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
