I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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