Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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