so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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