I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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