I don't think brook has ever known best
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
organizing the empties. That sober.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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