I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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