But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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