ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?