I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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