all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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