You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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