I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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