it hurts more in the daytime
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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