I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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