My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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