I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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