what day is it and did you see me today?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
