So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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