I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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