gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Help. Why am I so naked?
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