his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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