i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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