I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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