I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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