He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong