Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"