I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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