hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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