i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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