I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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