i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I need to align my fucking chakras
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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