I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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