i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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