So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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