No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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