The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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