if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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