dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At least make sure they are 18
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That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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