Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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